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Answer: All horses have forelegs (four legs) in front and two in back, so they all have six legs.
Judge:(asking a counterfeiter) Why do you make false money? The accused: Because i don't know how to make real money, sir.
"Your application says you left your last job because of sickness. Could you explain that, please" "Sure. My boss got sick of me."
Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water? Pupil: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you talking about? Pupil: Yesterday you said it's H to(2) O.
My old brother is a illiberality. One day when we were passing by a KFC, we said to my old brother ‘Smell so well!’ He grin and said to me 'If you like we can pass it by  again!'
An old man asked the price for theater admission. 'Well, balcony seats are $6 each, Circle seats are $5 each, stalls are $4 and the program list sheet is 50 cents, sir.' 'Okay, give me a program list sheet and i'll sit on it'
Most of the audience left before a speaker finishing his speech in a meeting room. He went to a man sitting still for a long time on a seat on the first row. "Thanks for your attendance and patience for listening." "Oh, never mind. I'm the next speaker"
People who don't talk about their feelings after a traumatic event may be better off than those who do express them, new research shows. In fact, there's little scientific evidence that it's healthier for people to talk about how they feel in the aftermath of trauma.
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