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Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML 跟几个朋友在一个露天游泳池裸泳,玩儿的特别开心,但是最最让人激动的是不知道谁在池子里拉了一坨屎,一群人大喊着从粪池子里 ...
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Today, my manager said I could go on a break when he came back from his. After 7 hours with him still missing, I started to get dizzy. I ended up passing out and hitting my head on a ladder from lack of food. I woke up in the hospital to a card from my manager saying, "Get Well. Don't Sue." ...
Today, I kissed the guy I like. That would've been great, if his breath hadn't smelled/tasted like he'd chewed dog shit that'd been let sizzle in the sun. FML 怀着激动的心情亲了我的男神,现在的我恶心的要死,总有一股吃了一口晒干的狗屎的味儿。   FML Today ...
摘要: 只有神之主宰才能拯救乃们的人生 Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML 无敌的脑 ...
Today, I got stopped at the bank by security for carrying a weapon and threatened to call the police. I had to prove my “metal stick” was not a weapon. I am partially paralyzed in one of my feet and have to walk with a cane. FML 前两天脚坏了,最近拄着根拐杖,此为前提,结果今天去银行的时候,银行保安不让我进,非得让老子证明我的拐杖不是武器,不然就报警。 FML Toda ...
摘要: 只有神之主宰才能拯救乃们的人生 Today, I woke up to find both of my bank accounts frozen. My bank informed me that the IRS had ordered a freeze on my assets because of back taxes owed, and would not unfreeze them until the money is paid. The amount? $2.47. FML 国税局冻结了我的银行账号,因为老子欠了他们2块四毛七的税,真是日了狗了。FML Today, ...
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML 被解雇了,今天在上班的时候上Facebook被我们老板看到了,结果我们老板就通过Facebook给我留言说我被解雇了。结果居然有6个赞,卧槽 FML Today, I slept for the first time with my boyfriend. I'd always imag ...
Today, our cat died. My husband and I had a touching bonding moment together. Our relationship has been strained for months, and I thought this could bring us closer. He decided to bring up politics. FML 我跟我老公已经冷战了几个月了,今天我们的猫死了,终于我们才第一次 ...
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML 今天,有个网友,我们前几个星期每天晚上都花好几个小时用来煲电话粥,我们感觉已经爱上了彼此,所以我们约好了今天见面。结果他刚刚看到 ...
Today, I was working at the pharmacy and had a older man come in. He was buying Viagra and, by law, we are required to ask if the patient had any questions. His lovely response was, "When you coming over so I can test this stuff out?" His wife and daughter thought it was hilarious. I could' ...
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML 今天,我出去跑步来着,中间给女朋友发了个照片,结果她认为我的图是批的。老子只 ...
Today, I found out I'm allergic to soil, pollen, dust, mold, the colors green, yellow, orange, black and grey, most metals, wood, carpet, drywall, most hygiene and beauty products, and plastic. Basically, I was told to avoid the entire planet and everything man-made. FML 今天,我发现我的土壤,花粉,灰尘,霉菌过敏的颜色,绿色, ...
史上史上最牛逼聊天插件最牛逼聊天插件,使用chrome打开网页就能聊,不论你处于何时何地都能随时找到跟自己正在浏览同样网页的用户。筒子们,hight起来吧。 安装办法: 1. 点击下面的link下载插件 2.打开chrome扩展程序(在工具--》扩展程序) 3. 把你下载的文件拖进去,然后打开oschina的主页,然后点击右上角的那个中间有个蓝色的图标的东西,会出现让你聊天的内容啦!! 记住,相同url的人可以在一起聊 原帖地址: http://www.oschina.net/code/snippet_570778_25825 下载地址: http://git.oschina.net/gro ...
首先,声明一下自己的立场,我不是spring的反对者,顶多算是个质疑者,本文仅仅是对于过去的经验的对比和思考,没有任何反对Spring的意思在里面。 -- 汗啊,带砖头进来的同学可以先放下了。 下面开始正文: 首先要说的 ...
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