一转身就会错过一打好姑娘

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

一不小心就会错过一打妹子，   。今儿在公交车上遇到一妹子，好感顿生，于是搭讪，妹子也对我蛮有好感，两个人从公交站一直聊到我们办公楼，一进电梯反应过来，没要电话呢我去，活该单身狗。FML



Today, I went shopping for an important job interview. I went to several stores, but only managed to find slacks that are a size too big, a blazer that's a size too small, and a shirt that adds nothing but blandness to the ensemble. FML

一直没有穿西装的习惯，今天有个面试，需要穿正装，于是心急火燎的在路边买了一身穿上了，嗯，效果挺好，裤子肥了一圈儿，看起来像挂在身上，上衣小了一圈儿，扣子都扣不上，最经典的是里面的衬衫，好吧，是一件英伦风的休闲衬衫（度假专用），现在我想去死。FML



Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML

楼主在饭店工作，很多时候油炸完东西之后要回收的，今天就在我把一锅热油往油池子里面倒的时候旁边一个煞笔突然撞了我一下，为了防止油乱倒，楼主抓紧把油锅包住了，好消息是油真的没有撒的满地都是，可是特么的老子现在全身上下除了油就没别的东西了，还手还特么的烫了。FML



Today, a customer left their shopping cart behind their car and backed into it. She then came inside and threatened to sue me personally for not sending someone to collect it from where she left it. After 5 minutes of her yelling, I finally got a word in edgeways: I don't work there. FML

乐死我了，今儿穿了一身西装（很多商场的负责人都穿西装），此为前提，有个人买完东西之后顺手把购物的手推车放到了自己的车屁股后面了，然后开车的时候Duang就撞上了，然后这姐们就看到我们，兴冲冲的就过来了“没长眼睛啊，不知道把手推车收了啊，老娘要投诉你”。。。巴拉巴拉半天，最后终于我有时间能说句话了，“不好意思，我在路对面的商场上班”。FML



Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

兴冲冲的去参加我男朋友的家庭聚会，结果他当众宣布要跟我分手，而我还没法直接甩手就走，因为我的全部家当，衣服，鞋子都特么的还在他的屋子里。FML



Today, I was told by my boss that I can't telecommute because I needed to, "maintain my presence for my team." I'm in the office, but my team is all offline. FML

整个公司现在都在远程办公，除了我，早上我们老板通知我们今天开会，而且我们团队必须得有人在会议室，结果他们都不来，丫的老子自己在会议室撑场面   。FML



Today, I found out from a co worker that my fiance's grandparents hope we don't get married. We announced our engagement 3 months ago. Now, none of his family wants to be there. FML

谁能有我糗，三个月前跟我男朋友宣布订婚，结果到现在都没有听到过我男朋友他们家的表示，本来以为没啥的，结果今天我一个同时跟我讲，我男朋友的爷爷奶奶不希望我跟他结婚，所以连带的他爸妈也从来都不待见我。   FML

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