two girls and two boys' loving letter

    Two girls are friends,their boy friend are friends too,they are learning New concept English grade one cause,just a children's cause.their English skill is very poor both!
    有两个女孩是好朋友，她们的男朋友也是好朋友，她们正在学习新概念英语一年级的课文，就是娃娃课文，她们的英语都很差劲。
    One day,they study a cause about letter,so they want a loving letter.The loving letter is their favourite subject of conversition.
    一天，她们学习了一篇关于信的课文，所以她们想要一份情书，情书成了她们谈话中最钟爱的话题。
girl_one and boy friend's conversition：

girl_one ：I think,you can write a loving letter to me,put it in a pink envelopes,write some lovely words in a pink and smell writting paper,you could buy a beautiful pad,and a bottle of glue,~~~and give some gifts to me .
    我认为，你可以写一个情书给我，把它放在一个粉红色的信封里面，在粉红色带香味的信纸上写些可爱的话，你可以去买一个漂亮的信纸薄，还有一瓶胶水，还有送我一些礼物。
girl_one ：or other way,you buy a blackboard,put it in front of my window, and use chalk writting your words for me,I will see it tomorrow.
     或者，你可以买一个黑板，把它放在我的窗户前面，然后用粉笔为我写信，明天我会看见它的。
girl_one ：I usually open my window in the morning,beacause I must air the room.so,I think the second way is best mothed to obtain my heart!
    我经常在早上开窗，因为我要给房间换气，所以，我想后者是你获取我芳心的最佳办法。
girl_one ：if your handwritting is terrible,you can ask someone to type it on writting paper,then in the envelope.
    如果你的手写字很糟糕，你可以请人把信打印在纸上，再放在信封里面。
boy friend ：oh,but I have no time to do so romantic thing.
    但是我没有时间去做如此浪漫的事情。
girl_one ：  OK,you can want a air-doll from now,but not me!
    那好，你可以从现在开始想念充气娃娃，而不是我！
girl_one ：  from now on.
girl_one ：then ,you'd better go to YUELU hill on foot,and on less clothes,put a board on you head,write some words like this:'sorry,my sister,I make this mistake,but I confess to you ',then ,you will stay at the velly until the sum rising.
    然后，你最好步行上岳麓山，穿很少的衣服，在头上举块牌子，写上，“妹妹，我对不住你，我犯了错，向你忏悔”，然后，你就一直在山谷里呆到第二天太阳上山。
girl_one ：I will forgive you！
     那样我会原谅你的。


girl_two and boy friend's conversition：
girl_two ：you haven't write any loving letter to me yet.I hope you can write one ,make it a gift for me.
    你到现在还没给我写过情书，我希望你能写一个，当做礼物送给我。
boy friend ：love is in action~
    爱在于实际行动。
girl_two ： loving letter is one of all those action~why does it  belong to others,but not belong to me?
     情书就是实际行动之一，为什么别人可以有，我不可以？
girl_two ： I hope you write it on a smell writting paper,then put it in a lovely envelop,you can buy some pads,envelopes and glue.
     我希望你写在带香味的信纸上，然后把它放在一个可爱的信封里面，你可以买一些信纸薄，信封，还有胶水。
girl_two ：I want your handwritting letter,don't type it for me.
     我想要你手写的信，别给我打印的。
boy friend ：I think you have too much time,so think lots of things that let me do!
     我想你是时间太多了，所以想这么多的事情要我干！
girl_two ： but,it is you should to do,every boyfriend can do it when he follow his girl friend,do you love me now?
     但是，这个是你应该做的，所有男朋友追女朋友的时候都会这么做，你不爱我么？
girl_two ：why not? 
     为什么不写？
boy friend ：You have so much time,you should write a loving letter to me。

      你的时间多，你应该先给我写情书。
girl_two ：I have write a letter to you,do you remember?
     我已经给你写了一封，你还记得么？
girl_two ：the story about boat,aeroplane,bridge,ship.....Haven't you forget it ?
     一个关于小船，飞机，桥，大轮船的故事，你已经忘记了么？
boy friend ：that is called loving letter?
     那个也叫情书？
boy friend ：so short!
     那么短~~
girl_two ：yes,It include so good idea.
     是啊，主题多好~
boy friend ：loving is loving,making love is making love.boy loves girl,girl loves boy~~
     爱是爱，**是**，男孩爱女孩，女孩爱男孩。
boy friend ：Isn't it a nice loving letter?
     这是不是更极好的情书？
girl_two ：so short!
     这么短？
boy friend ：but it is elite!
     但这是精华。
girl_two ：my letter is elite either.many people say it is elite,but,your letter is so short,and so sexy!
     我的情书也是精华，很多人说我的情书意境不错，但是你的情书又短又黄。
boy friend ：so it is elite.it include loving,making loving,boy,girl.so nice!
     但是爱情，**，男孩，女孩都在里面，多好！
girl_two ：creazy,~~~~~I 服了 you!
     疯掉了~~~
boy friend ：haha,I am the best writer!

girl_two ：you are best f-u-c-k-y-e-r !


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评论

7 楼 protti 2008-11-01  

我没有坚持看完.....
这样是否不太厚道......

6 楼 kaktos 2008-11-01  

看到标题  率先蹦入脑海 的 便是 那 2 girls 1 cup 的视频..

5 楼 刑天战士 2008-11-01  

啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……可惜javaeye没有敲地板的表情……

4 楼 buaawhl 2008-11-01  

No need of Loving Letter. Love Letter is OK.

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you can want a air-doll from now,but not me!

Air-Doll? That is a good suggestion.

YUELU Moutain is in ChangSha city, HuNan Province.

boy friend ：I think you have too much time so that you think out lots of things for me to do!
girl_two ： but,it is what you should do,every boyfriend can do it when he courts his girl friend,do you love me now?

3 楼 blurr_ 2008-11-01  

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girl_two ：you are best f-u-c-k-y-e-r !

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2 楼 lonelyblue 2008-11-01  

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creazy,~~~~~I 服了 you!

1 楼 ddd 2008-10-31  

偶像说起英语来都这么不凡