让我们来听听Java之歌（我没开玩笑）

今天无意间在JavaLobby的一个帖子里看到大家讨论程序员歌曲～我就把讨论内容整理了一下，绝对震撼！（如果你同时听到很多首歌在唱，请先把后面的歌曲暂停了，挨个听。）

 Java by "Loose Bruce" Kerr

Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

It's not a cup of coffee but it's hot as can be
Came pourin' through the Gates on a "Big Mac" Nealy
Singin', Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

Microsoft thought Java really could be a threat
Java through the Windows maybe put them in debt
Gates, he took a license but he altered the feel
Java members all said, "Bill, you're outa the deal!"

Singin', Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

It's like a cup of coffee 'cause it's tasty and fresh
But it's not really Java if the flavors don't mesh
Pure Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

Microsoft released a browser, Java was there
The Sun, it rose and lit up what was really a dare
The RMI, the JNI were missing and lost
Scott said, "Bill, you broke your promise, Now pay the cost!"

Bill said, "Hey, my recipe is richer than yours"
Scott said, "I own the coffee shop, sit down and I'll pour"

Pour Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
Nobody can tell yet what the future may bring
All we know is Java goes jing-jing-jing

It goes Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
(Scott really means it)
Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
(Bill you better believe it)
Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing

 

 

 

哈哈哈哈哈～，除了伟大的Java之歌外，还有Java EE5之歌。

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Java EE 5!

One, two, three, four, five
There's a technology I use day and night
For my application with a web frontend
They told me to use .Net
But I really don´t wanna

So many bugs I fixed last week.
My code is neat and talk is a cheap
I like Glassfish, JSF, persistence API
And as I continue you know they´re gettin´ sweeter

So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me codin' it´s just like a sport
All the bad code from the past, let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of injection in my life
A little bit of persistence by my side
A little bit of NetBeans is all I need
A little bit of EJB's what I see
A little bit of standards in the sun
A little bit of XML all night long
A little bit web services here I am
A little bit of code makes me real man

This is Java EE 5!

Jump up and down and move your code around
Shake your head to the sound bury bad code under ground
Move one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Refactor it once and refactor it twice
If it looks like this you're doin´ it right

A little bit of injection in my life
A little bit of persistence by my side
A little bit of NetBeans is all I need
A little bit of EJB's is what I see
A little bit of standards in the sun
A little bit of XML all night long
A little bit web services here I am
A little bit of code makes me real man

This is Java EE 5!

然后，让我们再来一些Java之外的“程序员歌曲”

 

 

 

Code Monkey

 

 

 

http://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.html

自由软件之歌(n个版本，还有重金属板的～)

 

 

http://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html

OpenBSD的专辑！！！！！

 

 

 

 

The Exceptions乐队的两首Linux that Swing,The PL/SQL Song(这个乐队比较专业，我觉得歌非常好听～)

 

 

 

 

 

 

最后！女士们，先生们，请注意不要把嘴里的咖啡泼到屏幕上！我为你们带来今天最后一个节目，来自微软的，我们伟大的……

Steve Ballmer

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8 楼 zergest 2008-07-27  

来自bnuep的师兄，真是很有意思呢，呵呵

7 楼 corleonelu 2008-07-17  

太有意思了 

6 楼 Atomic 2008-07-13  

这个不顶不得啊...

5 楼 Nighthaven 2008-07-11  

OK,才发现原来编辑媒体的时候有个是否自动播放的选项。我已经把自动播放关了。

4 楼 Nighthaven 2008-07-11  

我也想，但是不知道怎么设置

3 楼 sytemper 2008-07-11  

刚进来背景音乐一起放了，那个乱啊。建议博主设置一下取消自动播放

2 楼 lishali12345 2008-07-11  

好东西，很有意思呢！
谢谢分享

1 楼 tryonmind 2008-07-11  

  谢谢分享 哈哈 Java之歌 建议放到javaEye中给大家下载。哈哈