【转】The Reality of Developer’s Life

（1）When you upload something to production environment:

（2）When you find a problem solution without searching in Google:

（3）When you close your IDE without saving the code:

（4）When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:

（5）When your regular expression returns what you expect it:

（6）When my boss reported me that the module I have been working will never be used:

（7）When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug:

（8）When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:

（9）When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold:

（10）The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:

（11）When the sysadmin gives you root access:

（12）When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:

（13）When you go on weekend and everyone else are at office trying to fix all issues:

（14）When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug:

（15）When you receive an extra paid if project ends before deadline:

（16）When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work:

（17）When you develop without specifications:

（18）When boss tells me that ‘tests are for those who doesn’t know how to code’:

（19）When you update a database script and you note that you have deleted whole database:

Have you ever life one of these experiences? I hope so, if not maybe you are not a real developer

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