Corpse Bride - 经典对白

Corpse Bride (2005)

Directed by: Tim Burton
             Mike Johnson

Cast overview: Johnny Depp          - Victor Van Dort(voice)
               Helena Bonham Carter - Corpse Bride(voice)
               Emily Waston         - Victoria Everglot(voice)


Victor Van Dort: Tomorrow, Victoria, we are to be...
[Struggles to say "married"]
Victor Van Dort: Mmmm... mmmm... mmmm...
Victoria Everglot: [small giggle] ... married.

The Corpse Bride: Darling... where are you going?
Victor Van Dort: *Home*!

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break after it's stopped beating?

Elder Gutknecht: Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?

Victoria Everglot: What if Victor and I don't like each other?
Maudeline Everglot: Hmpf! As if that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
Victoria Everglot: Surely you must, a little.
Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: Of course not!

The Corpse Bride: [Singing] If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain. In the ice or in the sun it's all the same. Yet I feel my heart is aching. Though it doesnt beat, it's breaking. And the pain here that I feel... try and tell me it's not real. I know that I am dead... yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed.

[Victor has snuck away from the Corpse Bride to find Victoria and listens to the arguing Everglots]
Finnis Everglot: If ever I see that Van Dort boy, I'll strangle him with my bare hands!
Maudeline Everglot: Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.

Town Crier: Hear ye, hear ye! Victor Van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman! The dark-haired temptress and Master Van Dort slipped away into the night! And now the weather. Scattered showers...
Barkis Bittern: Enough! That will be all.

Emil: Lord and Lady Everglot, Mr and Mrs. Van Dort.
William Van Dort: [to Maudeline] Ah... you must be Miss Victoria, I must say you don't look a day over 20.

Black Widow Spider: Married, huh? I'm a widow.

Victor Van Dort: I want some questions!
General Bonesapart: Answers. I think you mean answers.

Skeleton boy: Sounds creepy!

The Corpse Bride: [singing] If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain/if you cut me with a knife it's still the same/and I know her heart is beating, I know that I am dead/yet the pain I feel, try and tell me it's not real/ for it seems I still have a tear to shed.

The Corpse Bride: [becomes angry] Hop scotch

The Corpse Bride: [about Victor] He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband.

The Corpse Bride: [after chasing Victor through the forest] You may kiss the bride.

Old Woman: Is that you? But you've been dead 15 years!
Skeleton: [grabs old woman] Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
[kisses her]

Victor Van Dort: I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!

Victor Van Dort: [trying to practice his vows] With these hands I will cup...
[unconsciously holds hands to his chest in a suggestive manner, and is then horrified]
Victor Van Dort: Oh dear no!

Finnis Everglot: [as corpses run amuck] If my grandfather Everglot were to see this, he'd be rolling in his grave.
Grandfather Everglot: Finis.
[next to a portrait of himself in life]
Grandfather Everglot: Where do you keep the spirits?
[shakes wine glass]
Finnis Everglot, Maudeline: AAAAAAAHHHH!

Nell Van Dort: [singing] It's a beautiful day!
William Van Dort: It's a rather nice day.
Nell Van Dort: [singing] A day for a glorious wedding!
William Van Dort: A rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear.
Nell Van Dort: [singing] A rehearsal for a glorious wedding!
William Van Dort: Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know.
Nell Van Dort: That nothing unexpected interferes with the show.
Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: [singing] And that's why everything / Every last little thing / Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go.
Nell Van Dort: [singing] According to plan!
William Van Dort: Our son will be married!
Nell Van Dort: [singing] According to plan!
William Van Dort: And our family carried.
Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: [singing] Elevated to the hights of society!
Nell Van Dort: To the costume balls!
William Van Dort: In the hallowed halls!
Nell Van Dort: Rubbing elbows with the finest!
William Van Dort: And having crumpets with Her Highness!
Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: [singing] We'll be there! We'll be seen/Having tea with the queen! We'll forget everything that we've ever ever been!

Pastor Galswells: [holding the ghosts off] Back, ye demons from Hell! You shall not pass here!
Skeleton: Keep it down, will you? We're in a church.

General Bonesapart: This is going to be good.

Victor: [to the corpse of Scraps] Play dead... Oh, sorry.

Solemn Village Boy: [the little boy walks away from his frightened family and toward one of the skeletons] Grandpa?

Finnis Everglot: There's an eye in me soup.

Town Crier: In other news... *the dead walk the earth*!

Victor: And with this candle... I will light your mother's dress on fire.

[the Corpse Bride recognizes Lord Barkis]
The Corpse Bride: You!
Barkis Bittern: Emily? But I left you.
The Corpse Bride: For dead!

Victor Van Dort: With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

The Corpse Bride: Maybe he does belong with her.
[sarcastic tone]
The Corpse Bride: Little Miss Living.

Victor Van Dort: Wait. I made a promise.
The Corpse Bride: You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you.

The Corpse Bride: I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me. But now - now I've stolen them from someone else. I love you, Victor, but you are not mine.

Maggot: Let me at him! Let me at him! Don't hold me back!
Elder Gutknecht: [holding crowd back] Wait! We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living.
Maggot: [after Lord Barkis drinks potion] Not any more!
Elder Gutknecht: Yep. You're right. He's all yours.

Maggot: If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!

Victor Van Dort: But I don't even know your name.
Maggot: [from inside the Corpse Bride's head] Well, that's a great way to start a marriage.
The Corpse Bride: [grasps head and hisses] Sshh! Shut up!

Mrs. Plum: New arrival!

Black Widow Spider: [speaking to Emily regarding Victoria] Oh, those girls are ten a penny. You've got so much more. You've got - you've got - a wonderful personality!

Elder Gutknecht: [officiating over the wedding ceremony of Victor and Emily] Dearly beloved... and departed...

The Corpse Bride: ...I'm sure he's got a perfectly good reason... for taking so long...
Maggot: Oh, I'm sure he does. Why don't you go ask him?
The Corpse Bride: All right, I will!
Maggot: After all, he couldn't get far - with those cold feet...

Maudeline Everglot: [speaking] Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat; you'd think a lifetime watching us.
[singing]
Maudeline Everglot: might have taught her that, might have taught her that.
Finnis Everglot: Everything must be perfect.
Maudeline Everglot: Everything must be perfect.
Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: Everything must be perfect, perfect!
Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot, Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: That's why everything/every last everything/ every single tiny microscopic little thing must go...
Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot, Nell Van Dort, William Van Dort: According to plan!

The Corpse Bride: [singing] If I touch a burning candle I can feel the pain/if you cut me with a knife it's still the same/and I know her heart is beating, I know that I am dead/yet the pain I feel, try and tell me it's not real/ for it seems I still have a tear to shed.

Maudeline Everglot: [singing] It's a terrible day.
Finnis Everglot: Now, don't be that way.
Maudeline Everglot: It's a terrible day for a wedding.
Finnis Everglot: It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in.
Maudeline Everglot: That has led to this ominous wedding.
Finnis Everglot: How could our family have come to this?
Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: To marry off our daughter to the nouveau rich?
Maudeline Everglot: They're so common.
Finnis Everglot: So coarse.
Maudeline Everglot: Oh it couldn't be worse!
Finnis Everglot: Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree/They could be land-rich bankrupt aristocracy without a penny to their name/Just like you and me.
Maudeline Everglot: [speaking] Oh dear!
Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: [singing] And that's why everything/Every last little thing/ Every single tiny microscopic little thing/ Must go...
Maudeline Everglot: According to plan.
Finnis Everglot: Our daughter will wed.
Maudeline Everglot: According to plan.
Finnis Everglot: And our family led.
Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: From the depths of deepest poverty.
Maudeline Everglot: To the noble realm.
Finnis Everglot: Of our ancestors.
Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: And who would've guessed in a million years/ That our daughter with a face
Finnis Everglot: Of an otter in disgrace.
Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: Would provide our tickets to our rightful place?

The Corpse Bride: [to Maggot] Go chew on someone else's ear a while.

Finnis Everglot: [to Victor, who wants to put out the fire on Mrs. Everglot's dress] Out of the way, you ninny!

Pastor Galswells: Dropping the ring! this boy doesn't *want* to get married!