注释也可以很有爱——Top funny source code comments

/*
 * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do.
 * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that
 * the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid
 * f.u.c.king reason the stupid f.u.c.king DBA wont let me access the items using
 * indices and I instead have to use their stupid f.u.c.king Iterator
 * implementation. So there.
 */
$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren();
foreach ($firstList as $node)
{
    $nodes = $node->getChildren();
    break;                // wtf?
}

 见识过日本人的过滤所有小写字母的代码，if(xx != 'a' && xx != 'b'.... != 'z') ,应该把这段注释加上去！

 

 

//hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

 献给所有跟IE较劲的战友们

 

// 
// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//

 本人曾经在一段Shell里注释，“3 hours for this stupid bug"

 

// Magic. Do not touch.

 恩...不少设计糟糕的的项目里，该有这句注释

 

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public

 除了冰冷的代码，我们还可以有些别的。

 

 

号召同行们，把注释变成艺术