好句子收集ing...人生经典

（论坛爆笑问答）

为什么附件看不到？或者无法下载？
答：哥，我帮不了你了！我是小小小白！

活了一二十年，碰上了50年一遇的旱灾，60年一遇的雪灾，100年一遇的洪涝，300年一遇的泥石流，500年一遇的地震，600年一遇的海啸，还有什么日食月食流星雨…迎着非典上小学，踏着禽流感上初中，冒着甲流上高中，现在上大学了，又说2012世界未日！我们这辈子也算活得轰轰烈烈了!!

跟自己说声 对不起、 这些年一直没学会爱自己!7-8

人生的意义不在于拿一手好牌，而在于打好一手烂牌.7-9

对自己好点，因为一辈子不长；对身边的人好点，因为下辈子不一定能遇见。7-13

<wbr><p><br><span style="font-size:24px">授人以鱼不如授人以渔 7-15<br><br> 再烦，也别忘记微笑；<br> 再急，也要注意语气；<br> 再苦，也别忘坚持；<br> 再累，也要爱自己 8-27</span></p> <p><br><span style="font-size:24px">常保饥渴求知常存虚怀若愚11-2</span></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px"></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px">人比事重要，事比情重要，情比钱重要。人是最好的老师，说事比说情更能得到尊重，谈情比谈钱更需要技巧</span> 7-12</p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px">问题是最好的老师, 不要轻易的把这个老师交给别人！</span> 7-12</p> <p></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px"><strong>世界上最遥远的距离，是我在if里你在else里，似乎一直相伴又永远分离；</strong></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px"><strong>世界上最痴心的等待，是我当case你是switch，或许永远都选不上自己；</strong></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px"><strong>世界上最真情的相依，是你在try我在catch。无论你发神马脾气，我都默默承受，静静处理。</strong></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px"><strong>到那时，再来期待我们的finally</strong></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px"><strong> — 情誼續寫經典 7-12</strong></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px"><br></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; font-size:24px; line-height:19px; text-align:left; background-color:rgb(227,227,227)">当你找不到高手时，就把自己逼成高手 7-14</span><br></p> <p><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height:19px; text-align:left; background-color:rgb(227,227,227)"><span style="font-size:24px"><br></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height:19px; text-align:left; background-color:rgb(227,227,227)"><span style="font-size:24px"><br></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px"><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height:19px; text-align:left; background-color:rgb(227,227,227)"><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height:19px; text-align:left; background-color:rgb(232,233,249)">取舍之间，彰显智慧 7-14</span><br></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-size:24px"><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height:19px; text-align:left; background-color:rgb(227,227,227)"><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height:19px; text-align:left; background-color:rgb(232,233,249)"><br></span></span></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height:19px; text-align:left; background-color:rgb(227,227,227)"><span style="font-family:Verdana,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; line-height:19px; text-align:left; background-color:rgb(232,233,249)"><span style="font-family:simsun; line-height:23px; text-align:left"><span style="font-size:24px">蹭分!(此回复虽然只有两个字,但语法严谨,用词工整,结构巧妙,琅琅上口.极其贴切的表达了回复人对楼主的祝福与刻骨的情感.可谓言简意骇,一字千金,字字扣人心玄,字字催人泪下,足可见回复人扎实的文字功底,以及信手拈来写作技巧,和惨绝人环的创新能力,实在是佩服佩服!在加上以感叹号收尾,实在是点睛之笔,妙笔生花,意境深远,照应前文,升华主题.把回复人的情感表现得淋漓尽致,给人无限感动和惆怅,有浑然天成之感.实乃回复中之极品,祝福中之绝笔.) 7-21</span></span><br></span></span></p> <p><br></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px">原帖内容：学C#好还是学JAVA好？</span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px">暴强回复：月经帖，鉴定完毕 7-23</span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px"><br></span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">考官；windows 7专业版在中国大陆的零售价是多少？</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">我:5元考官:出去，下一位</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">放弃这两个字在哥的字典里面就没有出现过，</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">我投啊投啊，终于得到了google面试的机会</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">但是，去google面试，才回答一个问题就又被赶出来了...</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">考官:你从哪得到google面试的消息</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">我:百度的考官:出去,下一位</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">哥郁闷了，但是还是要先养活自己啊。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">拖朋友找到了麦当劳的工作。。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">但是对方很变态，让我唱麦当劳的歌曲，</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">当时哥就笑了，麦当劳的歌曲我从小就会。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">于是我张口就来：有了肯德基，生活好滋味！</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">考官：出去~~~~~~~~~ 麦当劳面试失败了。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">我妈妈拖人找了一个移动客服的工作，</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">妈妈说这个不要技术，你先试试，我想都没想就答应了。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">面试很顺利，对方也很欣赏我，</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">最后考官对我说：你很不错，请留下你的电话，我们好通知你上班。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">我：“132......." 考官：出去。。。。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">哥心都碎了。。。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">失业这么久，吃家里的，喝家里的。家人看我的眼光都带着一点无奈。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">走到一家商城，看到阿迪正在找店员，我想我去试试应该可以的</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">考官：请说出我们的口号，我：just</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">do it</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">考官：出去，下一位。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">一次次的失败，并没有打击我的信心，于是我静下心来，苦苦学习，终于以优异的成绩考上了我们地方的公务员。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">不过，TMD还是要面试。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">面试过程中我对答入流，看见考官的脸，我觉得这次工作没有问题了。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">正在高兴的时候。考官问我：小伙子，你最喜欢那个历史人物啊。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">我想都没想就回答：和珅！</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">考官：出去。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">这一次的失败，我对人生有了很重要的考虑，回顾以前的种种，我终于发现，最最关键的就是，我有一些问题答的不对。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">不过这一次的面试，我可是做好了最充分的准备。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">NOKIA的产品部门通知了我，我花了一周的时间做好了全部的工作。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">甚至口号没有喊错：科技以人为本。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">考官很满意说：如果不出意外的话，你明天就可以来上班。</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">这个时候，电话响了，出现了一个不和谐的声音："hallo moto"</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left">考官：出去。 7-25</span><br></span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><br></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:22.66666603088379px; text-align:left">小狗对小猫说：你猜猜我的口袋里有几块糖？ 小猫说：猜对了你给我吃吗？小狗点点头：嗯，猜对了两块都给你！ 小猫咽了咽口水说：我猜五块！然后，小狗笑着把糖放到小猫手里，说：我还欠你三块。——这不是低智商的笑话，而是，因为爱你，所以允许了你的小贪心。 8-3</span><br style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:22.66666603088379px; text-align:left"><br></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:18.66666603088379px; text-align:left">没有错误的编程语言，只有不思进取的程序员。8-14</span><br></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:18.66666603088379px; text-align:left"><br></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:18.66666603088379px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:18.66666603088379px; text-align:left">对付疲惫：睡觉。对付恐惧：睡觉。对付感冒：睡觉。对付饥饿：睡觉。对付失恋：睡觉。一觉治百病，一觉平天下，专注睡觉二十年，值得信赖~ 8-14</span><br></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:18.66666603088379px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:18.66666603088379px; text-align:left"><br></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:24px"><span style="line-height:23px"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:14.44444465637207px; line-height:22.22222328186035px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:18.66666603088379px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:18.66666603088379px; text-align:left"><span style="font-family:simsun; font-size:16px; line-height:22.66666603088379px; text-align:left">有一种蛋疼，直到结贴时，才知道木有分！8-16</span><br></span></span></span></span></span></p> </wbr>