某人，50年里学到的25件事情

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 3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense
    of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.

 4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is
    entertainment.

 6. A penny saved is worthless.

11. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
    want you to share yours with them.

21. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.


24. Your friends love you anyway.